Young Quinn is getting ready for his first day of high school. He’s only 9 but he is very intelligent. He starts off by getting dressed in his button-down with suspenders and a bowtie. He then gels his hair and combs it very particularly. It has to be perfect for his first day. He then goes and eats raisin bran cereal. He chews each bite the recommended 14 times just to be safe. He brushes his teeth for the recommended 2 minutes and puts on his leather shoes. He double knots them so they don’t come untied. He climbs into the car slowly, fastens his seatbelt, and is ready to go.
On his way to school, he keeps a close eye on the speedometer to make sure it doesn’t go above the speed limit. When he gets to school, he hugs his mom goodbye and walks to his first class. He chooses to go slow because he is a small child in a big school. In his first few classes, he has no problems other than the occasional weird look. He gets to lunch and sees the chaos that surrounds him. He takes himself and his lunchbox to an unoccupied corner and begins to eat his pre-cut, no crust boloney sandwich. He eats using the recommended 14 bites. He then eats his apple sauce slowly making sure not to choke. When lunch is over he waits for everyone else to leave and then follows the crowd to his next class.
Finally, at the end of the day, he walks into math class, his favorite subject. The teacher starts by calling the roll and handing out get-to-know-you assignments. One question that troubles Quinn the most is “what is your greatest fear?” The thing about little Quinny is that he is afraid of his own shadow pretty much. He decides to write something generic and puts down heights, spiders, the dark, bugs, insects, drowning, blood, needles, small spaces, snakes, flying, strangers, thunder, lightning, cats, and elevators. He feels that is a sufficient answer. He gets to the back of the page and is delighted to find some math questions. He sharpens his pencil to avoid having to press down so hard and maybe slip. He gets to work on answering the questions and answers them easily. When the bell rings he turns in his paper last and goes outside to find his mom. He climbs in slowly, fastens his seatbelt, and leaves to go home.